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I have an array of tattoos and well placed piercings. This serves to give me an advantage with the 'fear' element when dealing with work collegues. I need more - it's starting to wear off...

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At the age of 7, I made a TV debut on a childrens program called 'Playaway'. The memory of this traumatic experience is vague, but it's there all the same. It was my 'only' appearence on TV!

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2nd Claim to fame...

I once appeared as a guest on Capital Radio with Michael Aspel at the age of 10 for a stunning total of 30 minutes, while the school choir sang Christmas carols every 10 minutes. My media career was brief to say the least...

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There now follows a broadcast on behalf of the long haired vertically challenged looney party : Or, a more accurate description is a load of bollox about me that I seriously doubt anyone will even bother to read. Below are the facts and just the facts! My Personallity will tell you all you need to know and how far away from me you need to be to be comfortably safe...

Real Name: Lindsay Kuzu
Age: 33
Location: London, UK
Eyes: Green/Blue
Hair: Blonde
Height: 5' 6.5" (5' 8" almost with my boots on!)
Weight: 98kg

Occupation: Network Specialist / Web Developer / Graphic Designer / Company Director

Fav Bands: My Dying Bride, Anathema, Dominion, Sentenced, Amorphis, Kyyria, Green Carnation, In The Woods, Katatonia, Opeth, Rotting Christ, Seraphim Shock, and many more...
Fav Food: Pasta, pizza, pasta and more pasta. Chocolate!!!
Sports: Football, Rugby, Ice Hockey, Cyling

FAQ's...

How much time do I spend in front of my PC's?

All of it! I'm on them all day at work and when I get home, I'm on those too! This is not to say I don't have a life. I do, it's just not very interesting, unless you are of the geek persuasion....

What do I do when I'm not in front of my PC's?

Fix them! They are the bane of my existence. They have caused many a cancelled night out. Many a late night when I was supposed to be sleeping etc, etc....

Do I eat?

Yes, but not often. Generally every other day. Occasionally, I manage a couple of days in a row, but really, I kind of forget!

Do I have a favourite place?

I do. Its a small set of ruins on the Island of Guernsey in the Channel Islands. No one ever when there after a certain time of the day and its utterly peaceful...unlike my house!

Have I ever had short hair?

Yes, at birth! After that, it fluctuated between 0 - 15 and then it just got long! It's never been really short anyway - I look like a knob with short hair! Was cut at 18 for my first job but since then. it's never been near the hairdressers! I don't even have a clue how much a haircut costs these days....

How did I get into this web stuff?

Er, by accident. Started out on ye olde AMIGA and went from there really. Actually, this whole IT thing was/is and accident. God knows what I'd be doing now if I weren't doing this... Doesn't bare thinking about!

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