Neverwinter :: Even angels loose their wings, eventually...

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They speak for themselves! A collection of well known (And not so well known...) songs that have gone under the surgeons knife, so to speak. Brought together for the first time on the internet - they represent years of standing in rock clubs passing time between the track you want and the 15 you don't. Needless to say, they chart the history of a bitter and twisted mind, namely, mine!

     Baby one more time - Sung to Britney Spears - Baby one more time
     Can I play with hamsters - Parody of Iron Maidens 'Can I play with Madness'
     Rime of the ancient hamster - Iron Maiden again with parody of Rime of the Ancient Mariner
     Run to the wheels - Another Iron Maiden song - Run to the Hills
     Walking in my cage - Depeche Mode - Walking in my Shoes
     Carries Frightening - Parody of Metallica - Ride the Lightening
     Chicken wings - Sisters of Mercy Parody of Vision Thing
     Circle of fuck - Sisters of Mercy Parody of Temple of Love
     Enter sadman - Parody of Metallica - Enter Sandman
     Flattened - Parody of Metallica - Blackened
     Hedgehogs get splattered - Parody of Metallica - Nothing Else Matters
     Lost in bath - Obituary - Chopped in half (This was difficult, they don't exactly say much)
     Multistory fairground ride - Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
     No more hair to comb - Parody of Metallica - Wherever I may Roam
     Orgasmic Ron - Sepultira - Orgasmatron (The first of my lyrics to be known..)
     Red Shampoo - Parody of Metallica - Sad but True
     Smuggling Gin - Parody of Metallica - Struggle Within
     Symphony of Lunchtime - Megadeth - Countdown to Extinction (Another well known parody, at the Astoria anyway)
     This Frustration - Sisters of Mercy Parody of This Corrosion
     Dung - Parody of Metallica - One
     Livin' la vida poka - Ricky Martin (???? WTF ????) Well, I was bored!
     DM Barricade - Spoof of Spandau Ballet's Through the Barricades (Based around APOTA UT Clan)
     Penguins Cry - Spoof of Dolphins Cry by Live (Based around APOTA UT Clan)

** I make no apologies for the content contained herein. Most of these were actually concieved a long time ago - the early to mid 1990's in fact, when I was still an emerging 'adult'. Granted, some are a bit strong and most are completely stupid but, as someone once said, "It's just a bit of fun".

Enjoy (or endure).