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I've done some fairly mad things in my time and some of those events have resulted in some strange photographic evidence of my past deeds! Not all are recollections of my awesome stupidity as some just merely 'capture the mood' at the time.
They may or may not raise a smile to the weary web surfer, but they do all pretty much sum me up in pictorial form...
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Immitating Samson.. |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
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Taken at some ruined site in some place in Turkey. In an attempt to look like Samson, pushing the pillars apart - I failed and just managed to look stupid instead! |
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Paws for thought... |
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| Location: |
Canada |
| Date: |
February 1998 |
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Strange things can be found atop Grouse mountain in Vancouver, Canada. Snow, Skiiers and really big fucking wooden bears, like this one I managed to piss off when I tried to carve my name into its paw!!! |
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Hey, look at me! |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
| Notes: |
Not often I get the chance to pose - but this was one such moment. Trying to look cool while the tempreature is almost 100 degrees and the 300 ft drop behind me didnt help either! |
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So bored. |
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| Location: |
Finland |
| Date: |
August 1996 |
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In my earlier days - when I still wore band t-shirts, standing next to a fuck off cannon on Suomilinnen bored outta my brain at one of Helsinkis most boring of tourist attractions! Nothing happened that day and the expression on my face shows it! |
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Can I get that to go? |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
March 2001 |
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If you go to Turkey, have long hair and tattos, expect to be accosted by large breasted dancers asking to have thier photo taken with you! They can't resist and obviously dont get that kind of thing over there very often! Needless to say - I felt a right tit... and the left one! |
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There can be only one... |
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| Location: |
UK |
| Date: |
September 1996 |
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The things you can achieve with a couple of garden mats! In a fit of awesome stupidity, I could be seen running around the garden doing his worst ever Highlander impression! Scots in the audience were not amused... |
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F*ck right off! |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
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I dont like having my picture taken at the best of times and after a day of hardcore shopping and boiling to death in the ridiculous heat - I was tired and less than talkative. The result? Me looking like a fucking musketeer wishing the photographer would die soon! |
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Oh, go on then. |
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| Location: |
UK |
| Date: |
January 2000 |
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I have no idea what I was doing, but it seems even leaving the house by the conventional way of using the door is a photo opportunity these days! |
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Don't look down! |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
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Me is not fond of heights, so this is a rare pic! Atop large rocks, having hiked what seemed like miles to get there, trying real hard not to look over the edge. I did - I wished I hadnt - I sat down - for a long time! The image above is that of me BEFORE I got there, soon after - wishing I hadnt bothered! |
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Towel anyone? |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
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Oh what fun this was - rafting along fast flowing - freezing fucking cold water in a raft wih noone else that spoke English! Did I care? Not really! I was calling them all sorts of things and noone had the slightest idea what I was talking about! :) |
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WTF? |
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| Location: |
UK |
| Date: |
December 2002 |
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Bored, sombre, pissed off - whatever mood I was in at the time - this camne out of it! |
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At last! |
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| Location: |
UK |
| Date: |
August 2002 |
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A proud moment! Having waited almost a year for the release of Unreal Tournament 2003 - Mr Kuzu proudly displays the newly arrived game! |
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Yeah, you too! |
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| Location: |
Turkey |
| Date: |
October 2001 |
| Notes: |
Just don't ask! |
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